Santa's Slay
Bill Goldberg = Evil Santa Claus
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Really what more could you ask for in a kick ass movie? Evil son of satan
Santa Claus played by none other than the big ex-wrestler Bill Goldberg.
My goodness what an awesomely stupid flick thats entertaining as all hell.
(Thats what we all watch movies for right?) I'm sure most people who are
reading this are thinking to themselves "what the hell is he talking about"
well here I'll give you a visual to start with:  Well if that image doesn't say enough lets get into this awesomeness that is Santa's Slay. This movie is the most awesomely stupid, yet good, movie since Leprechaun in the Hood and a must see for anyone with absolutely nothing to do for 2 hours. Apparenlty Santa lost a bet 1000 years ago with an angel to be nice every Christmas and that shit is alllllllllll over. So Santa goes back to the old days where this jolly mofo runs around killing people every year and he does it with all the traditional Santa trinkets. HELL YEAH!! If you need a visual then think Corky Romano dying at the hands of Santa Claus...guess what....IT HAPPENS. If you need another visual think Fran Drescher getting drowned in egg nog at the hands of Santa....yep....IT HAPPENS. |
Santa's slay doesn't do much for story but when Santa's doing damage he does
it with style and the singular personality of Bill Goldberg. The guy plays
one persona and he does it so well and seeing him in that gay ass Santa
outfit like someone who lost a bet(oh wait Santa did lose a bet) is
absolutely pricesless. Santa is a big red wrecking machine walking around
doing what the hell he wants in a city called Hell of all things.(the cop
cars cleverly have "Crime don't stand a change in Hell" written across their
doors) You should see Santa's Slay, YOU SHOULD SEE IT NOW. Why? Because
absolutely ridiculous humor and killing kicks the hell out of killing with a
point. Nobody wants to watch stuff like Blackhawk Down or serious horror
movies like Saw. Thats depressing. See Santa's Slay and while you're at it
pick up Leprechaun.p.s. I forgot to mention that Santa Claus totally OWNS James Caan.